Another sort of waterfowl

Some wit

2008-11-17T16:36:00.002Z

David and I made this for Rememberance day.. but then I didn't get round to posting it and it's rather redundant now. Whoops.

'thologies!

2008-05-23T18:22:00.001+01:00

I have been reading a leaflet a Jehovah's Witness gave me. There's a photograph in it in which a man and a lady are having a picnic of 7 apples and reading their Bibles. The man has a much larger Bible than the lady (presumably to represent his raging masculinity) but seems more interested in what the she's reading in hers (I don't think I need to point out what I imagine this implies). Beside the photograph it says:

"Just a signature validates a check (or cheque), God's name guarantees all the promises in the Bible"

So I was wondering, what other things does God's name guarantee? If I was to write "God says the sun is invisible" will it be true now?

Also, the anthologies are finished.

mouse milk does a book

2008-05-14T22:24:00.004+01:00

We began work on an anthology of splat poims t'other day, it's coming along smashing. Look:

A WikiHooray!

2008-05-01T23:38:00.001+01:00

That is all.

Introducing... The Foot Bastard!

2008-03-25T20:48:00.004Z

Now that The Foot Bastard has been mentioned on the official Post-Neo blog, I thought I'd better introduce 'im. He's a very rusty foot pump I nicked from the scrap yard at uni and attatched a tooter to (borrowed from The Anti-Eater, who is out of action at the minute after one of the rats ate some of her leathery bits). Operating The Foot Bastard is incredibly tiring, the 5 minutes I used him for his debut at Plymouth Arts Centre this month gave me a very achey right leg. He emits a very pathetic toot indeed.

So here he is, The Anti-Eater's least favourite whore, The Foot Bastard!
(in diagram form because of my cameras lack of a lens 'cause I dropped it on the floor and it fell out. Also because diagrams are cool.)

Almanac number 3 is still on it's way!

2008-03-05T21:11:00.000Z

Now there's a joke about testicles!

Almanac number 3 is on it's way!

2008-03-01T22:30:00.001Z

So far there's torture and ponies.

Some colourful words.

2008-02-13T16:23:00.003Z

I have been learn-ing new skills. I can now bind books in a variety of ways and I can use a letter press. A lovely letter press. Here are some things which happened with David's brain in conjunction with my brain. I liked these ones the most, David's favourites are on his webbit.

Curious Almanac 2 - Out Now!

2008-02-09T21:03:00.002Z

As the title quite rightly suggests the second edition of EFW's Curious Almanac is now available for the having! Copies are limited so don't delay!

Update!

2008-01-03T19:55:00.000Z

Just a quick preview for my book which will be in all good bookshops.. never. It's an activity book with puzzles and jokes and colouring in and other things in it. Here it is:

Art

2007-05-09T16:04:00.000+01:00

It's been a while... I've been busy. And also very lazy.

I did this on a com-pu-ter. Oh yes I did.

Some drawing!

Ending..

Gravy Salon!

2007-03-20T20:08:00.000Z

Not all of the photos by a long shot, but most of the ones which came out okay. Turns out the cameras were really shoddy quality, sorry about that. I think it's cool.

Prep for Zulu etc.

2007-02-27T21:13:00.000Z

Future Horse for President!

2007-02-26T19:40:00.000Z

Scanner says no to Future Horse. Other Horses:

This one is a collaboration between David and I. It takes two brains for these levels of wizardry.

I was a lot more enthusiastic about updating when I began.. bored now. More might happen tomorrow, not sure yet.

The Irish Horse, Volume XVIII

2007-02-14T15:35:00.000Z

As soon as I started this I knew it was the best plan I'd had all day.

An Experiment in Anti-Colour

2007-01-26T20:44:00.000Z

Proper one:

A Series of Political Portraits

2007-01-24T11:46:00.000Z

Some finger paintings by Mr Edwards and myself:

Bill Clinton Balancing a Truffle on his Wide American Face

A Tony Blair Simultaneously Skiing and Snowboarding Whilst Smoking a Cigarillo

Geoff Hoon Spots a UFO

A Fragment of Margaret Thatcher Ordering a Pizza on her Sony Ericsson W810i

Lembit Opik Fucking a Cheeky Girl

Lassie Pays Her License Fee

2007-01-21T22:53:00.000Z

Made a collage today, David did the words (for David see: prawn) and I did the pikchures (it was mostly the Guardian's responsibility, but we remixed it).

2007-01-18T19:20:00.000Z

I'm really hoping to update this blog regularly. Really really really. Yes.

Anyway, a re-post of the first image from Sea Birds and Fishes because I wanted it in the same one as the new(ish) picture. Both are for a book I am in the (slow) process of making called Sea birds and fishes: Jokes Without Words.

If no updates happen in a long time or you want to talk to me about anything you like, email efwaterfowl@hotmail.co.uk

H'enjoy!

2006-10-17T20:14:00.000+01:00

"Oh, Sir Francis," he put in, "take me, too!" The captain shook his head. "You're another sort of waterfowl, young sir."